Yes, I have more paintings.
Yes, I sell them.
Yes, I make custom paintings.
Yes, I will see through any attempts to use my paintings as a way to get me to chat with you when I otherwise wouldn’t.
Yes, you may see the painting while it is in progress via digital photos once you have already paid at least half of the total sum due.
No, I will not meet with you in person.
No, I will not begin a custom painting until half of the amount due is paid up front.
No, I will not chat with you about buying one of my paintings unless you are willing to use an online payment service (e.g. paypal) and put down a refundable deposit.
No, I do not paint portraits in person.
No, I do not give refunds once the product has been shipped or delivered.
No, after 24 hours have passed and/or you have told me to proceed with the painting the deposit is no longer refundable.

To those of you that think these rules are harsh, grow up.

To those of you that are interested in purchasing one of my paintings, read the rules and don’t fuck with me.

To those of you that consider my paintings not worthy of sale, I would like you to know that these rules are in response to numerous daily messages that I receive concerning them.